I'm thinking homemade or not- at least 20 real cream pies to be smashed in my face in a relatively public venue/setting. Maybe just a photo studio, or a location we can find on our own. A simple documentation of a lifelong messy desire- To get 20 pies in the face, one after another.
Looking for someone willing to help with production, that is whatever light labor there might be, and also the construction of said pies into satisfying slapstick pies. Most importantly, a willingness to not hold back and make all 20 pies memorable in their impact and effect, if that makes sense lol
You don't need to appear but the video of it will be made public, it's something of a milestone that I'd like to document.
Male or female, it doesn't matter, but the more the merrier.
I'm in Houston for work and would love to help with this. Have time in the next few days. Would love to even receive a few if you would like to film some retaliation.